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Gotta Love Fantasy Football Smack Talk

This is just a cute bit o smack talk in a fantasy football league we have at work. It is mostly inside jokes and will of course make no sence to anyone else but me and my league, but it is fun to karoke to the Charlie Daniels tune.

Holy Rollers vs The Raceland Sharks


The Sharks came to the Rollers
They were looking for a team to beat
Not much more than a fish out of water
And planning on how to cheat

Then they came across this fantasy team
Full of players thats scoring em lots
Then he quoted Pulp Fiction on the leagues web site
And started Gus Freotte

Of course you already know it
I'm a fantasy football team too
Although Im scared I will lose I swear
I'll make a bet with you

Now the Rollers are a pretty good team
But give the Sharks some props
I'll bet a 2-liter that's cold against the Rollers
Cuz its you I'm gonna drop

Response was WERE THE ROLLERS!!!
The Sharks suck dont you know
Well take that bet, youre gonna regret
We're gonna drown you little Nemo!!!

Rollers starting Roethlisberger playing really hard
The Sharks with San Diego's D probably wont go far
When the Rollers win they get a 2-Liter of Pepsi that is cold
But if they lose the Sharks want a Diet Coke

The Sharks on the first possession
Said I will start the day
They fumbled and they bumbled
Looking like they would pay

The owner jumped and shouted
And cried and was remiss
His day went to hell his team did suck
And it looked something like this

(Imagine a train wreck? nuff said)

On the next possession The Rollers said
Man your team sucks, son?
Wont you go chill my Pepsi and
Let me show you how its done?

Indy's defense making 'em run
Got big Ben throwing to Antwaan (Randell El)
Conwell and Witten on the tight ends
Carney with the field goals, I hope the Saints win.

(fiddle solo....... try the shark, it's tasty)

At the beginning of this game
The Sharks knew that they were beat
Kurt now lays that cold Pepsi
On the ground at Bigums feet

Raceland Sharks won't you come on back
If you ever wanna try it twice?
To beat your butts again and again
Would be just as nice

Indy's defense making em run
Got big Ben throwing to Antwaan (Randell El)
Conwell and Witten on the tight ends
Carney with the field goals, I hope the Saints win.

posted by todAnthony @ 9:43 AM